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October.01.2006
Since this website redesign is taking far too long to complete I have finally decided that I need some help. To that end I have contracted the worlds first team of ROBOT CONSTRUCTION   MONKEYS. These monkeys, to be quite frank, are amazing. They not only can code webpages but also have re-shingled my roof and added a skylight. Apparently they are good for all kinds of construction.

Truly amazing.

September.25.2006
I just wanted to give a quick online happy birthday to Lauren. See honey the interweb wishes you happy birthday!